Recordings
For those of you who were not able to make some of my readings or chats, you’re in luck! We have recordings of some of them. Please see the links […]
Smorgasbord: A Disturbing Glimpse Into The Psyche Of A Novelist
Note to self: Don’t eat in the dark. The remote control for the soundbar to my television is NOT a chocolate bar, no matter how much it may feel like […]
Death Wish: Writing Your First Novel
Rules For Writing A Novel: Best Advice About Writing A Novel: Possibly Useful Suggestions For Masochists Who Still Want To Write A Novel, Though If I Were You I Wouldn’t […]
A Partial List Of The Things I Hate
Spiders with body hair. Alarm clocks. February in Iowa. Grapefruit. Poets that go out of their way to be incomprehensible. Laugh tracks in old movies and sitcoms. Rubbery shrimp. Reality […]
Drowning In Words
I’m a swimmer. A really slow, inept, flapping-around-like-a-fish-on-dry-land kind of a swimmer, but a swimmer nonetheless. I love being in water; I love the repetitious mindlessness of laps; I love […]