Smorgasbord: A Disturbing Glimpse Into The Psyche Of A Novelist
Note to self: Don’t eat in the dark. The remote control for the soundbar to my television is NOT a chocolate bar, no matter how much it may feel like […]
A Partial List Of The Things I Hate
Spiders with body hair. Alarm clocks. February in Iowa. Grapefruit. Poets that go out of their way to be incomprehensible. Laugh tracks in old movies and sitcoms. Rubbery shrimp. Reality […]
Food Is Better Than Sex
Sure, a romp in bed with a lover or two can be fun, but give me a heaping bowl of cassoulet any day of the week. Foreplay is lovely, but […]